June 2012
iweardiamondsforbreakfast:
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall
May 2012
the-listening:
vvrists:
you know when someone makes kinda of like a mean joke about you and like obviously they’re kidding around but you know it’s true and then you just feel like shit for a really really really long time
yeah
gocourtneygo:
People are so inconsiderate. Don’t walk all over me because im nice.
wordsaroundtown:
Any guy that wants to serenade me with Northern Downpour, you’re very welcomed to, but just know that I will fall in love with you.
It’s just that I’m sick of this. I’m sick of here. I’m sick of everyone and...
– The Secret Handshake (Coastal Cities)
April 2012
I fell in love with a kleptomaniac - stole my...
iphone420:
boys never flirt with me because once they see me they are so stunned by how hot i am they just walk away but thats the price you gotta pay when youre flawless
gocourtneygo:
i need to find myself a quality boyfriend
greenumbrellatrees:
can fall out boy go on a hologram tour instead?
friend: what's the weather for tomorrow
me: slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Disinterest in what the critics say